• I will grant you one wish…
  • I just said this out loud and now I hate myself…
  • Banned from Club Penguin
  • No, that’s not me…
  • Suddenly realised…
  • Must… keep… trying…
  • Scumbag teacher
  • Epic trilogy poster
  • Useful business card
  • I’m glad you’re up
  • If I was Steve Jobs…
  • It could be worse