• Come back with that…
  • Toasted
  • So that’s why they always win…
  • Hipster McFly
  • I just realized how important eyebrows are
  • Things that you are not
  • When I’m right…
  • That one person…
  • How I feel when I see a new person dating my crazy ex
  • I’m outta here
  • A plastic surgeon’s business card
  • Life is a cycle