• Sassy Jesus…
  • Constant Judgement…
  • Ways To Tie a Tie
  • Thanks for cleaning my house, dude
  • When a girl keeps talking about her boyfriend…
  • Soon… or later, I’m kinda warm.
  • When I get a text on a special date…
  • Not what it looks like
  • God + Photoshop = Win
  • Never sing never
  • It’s 1621 all over again
  • A common iPhone occurrence