• Real men play football…
  • The secret to stay together
  • Showing off…
  • I can’t bear to live on this planet anymore…
  • Every time I try to sneak out…
  • When a fly rubs its hands…
  • I will nap
  • Thor De France
  • If the moon is cheese…
  • Scumbag audience at every concert you’ve been to…
  • Only park if you’re a turtle
  • A handy chart for mothers everywhere