• The best t-shirt ever made…
  • Always dress for the job you want…
  • Six practical uses for marshmallows…
  • Blond…
  • It’s 3 AM…
  • It was crazy…
  • When I’m flirting…
  • Puns. Puns everywhere.
  • Owned by your own professor
  • He could be your boss one day
  • Hipster Jake Gyllenhaal
  • Not a morning dog…