• Thanks for petting me…
  • One thing I never understood about buses and planes…
  • Working out with bottles…
  • It’s too hot…
  • When guys receive a text message with the word “hey”
  • Best way to get rid of a telemarketer
  • The most satisfying part of the day
  • It can’t be…
  • This is why we can’t have nice things
  • My dad is being a prick
  • Grape tattoo
  • Act natural… act natural…