• When the delivery man arrives…
  • Jesus drove a Honda…
  • A well-tailored suit
  • Every time I look at Twitter or Facebook…
  • The predictions were right…
  • My name is…
  • Eye contact
  • When I bump into my ex…
  • Scumbag Orange
  • The Black Eyed Peas
  • Don’t mess with me or my bunny
  • There, I fixed it