• What my day is all about…
  • I heard you really like Nutella…
  • Just a simple coincidence?
  • My dad just moved to Tokyo
  • Faster than an elevator…
  • Girls on Facebook…
  • No wait… okay
  • Whenever I go to a 3D movie…
  • When I leave work on a Friday…
  • Homer Simpson on women
  • Where… am I? Whoa…what is this?
  • I will lamppost