• When I don’t answer my phone…
  • You know you’re in a bad restaurant when…
  • Prior to the 2012 NFL season…
  • When someone calls ‘shotgun’…
  • Hey, get back here!
  • But you can’t even drive…
  • Just when you thought Tyrion couldn’t get more awesome…
  • Find the difference
  • Forever Alone Level 100
  • One day, he would become president and she would become secretary of state
  • One good thing about this new year…
  • Into the great wide ocean