• Every time I hear a Texan say this…
  • Explain the figure…
  • Childhood = punched in the stomach…
  • The 3 tap check
  • Seriously guys, where’d you get ‘em?
  • International Day of Rock
  • Sandwich ring
  • I’m just saying…
  • I immediately regret this
  • First thing I’d do with a Portal Gun…
  • This man is the definition of awesome
  • Our baby looks black