• When I try to grow a mustache…
  • Explaining Les Miserables…
  • They’re so fluffy…
  • Black Titanic
  • Car Stereos…
  • What in the world…
  • I stole your eggs…
  • I know that feel…
  • It was just a tiny cake…
  • Then I told her…
  • Every time I get into an argument with my girlfriend…
  • Save yourself…