• I don’t speak your language…
  • Can You Believe Some People?
  • Please save me…
  • Being single vs. being in a relationship…
  • Never got this about commercials…
  • Do you expect me to talk?
  • “Sorry the dog is not here, he’s… somewhere else…”
  • Just derping around
  • Ha! That was funny!
  • Being jealous
  • How I feel about my job
  • Hey, wanna hear a joke?