• Two kinds of people in the world…
  • Wet floor?
  • Sleeping with cats…
  • Dear college professors…
  • Stubborn Captain America
  • Michelle Obama FTW
  • Dogs’ logic
  • I drink your hot tub… I drink it up!
  • The pamphlet that cops fear most
  • Yeah, slap it!
  • The perfect pun
  • Thanks for the heads up