• Oh, you silly Australians…
  • Why are you wearing pajamas?
  • The only James Bond I’ve ever known…
  • Life works in mysterious ways…
  • Post-traumatic-cut syndrome…
  • You can never unsee it…
  • I don’t think I have this attachment for my vacuum…
  • If you know this, you are old
  • Chalk king
  • Mmmm, nope…
  • When I approach the person I like…
  • Stop being afraid