• Final Battles in Movies…
  • As a chemistry professor who hasn’t got a raise in 10 years…
  • Starring Nicolas Cage…
  • Wake me up at 3am…
  • Every time I log into Facebook…
  • Luke, use the Forks…
  • They exist!
  • Honey, I’m just as surprised as you are…
  • What my dog looks like whenever I vacuum…
  • Tonight I want it dirty
  • Stewie Griffin
  • Amount of work required to look good