• Get one of these and no one will get anywhere near your house…
  • The culprit has been discovered…
  • The absolutely greatest disaster movie ever…
  • Sad day…
  • America’s Response…
  • Every time I try to write a paper…
  • Mysterious force
  • Wiser Words Have Never Been Spoken
  • It’s summer!
  • What if I told you…
  • Bender beanie
  • My computer doesn’t work!