• I am your puppy…
  • Things to tell our grandchildren
  • Don’t mess with Bear Grylls…
  • Hey, I just bit you…
  • After I opened a link that said “Australian Spiders”
  • Careful smokers…
  • Washing my socks’ logic
  • Ozzy being Ozzy
  • My true love
  • This is the creepiest iPhone case, hands down
  • Why I can’t sleep anymore
  • Stephen Hawking getting married in 1965