• You are never too old…
  • I’m telling you, that’s not a croc…
  • Dear Parents…
  • Hey you, yeah you… come over here, I wanna show you something…
  • Sausage dog
  • Why some guys can’t get a girlfriend
  • Zero gravity dog
  • Fabulous Bear
  • This helped restore my faith in humanity
  • Relax…
  • When people ask if I watched Dexter…
  • Peanut Butter! Peanut Butter! Peanut Butter!