• Scorpions are jerks…
  • That app is finally useful…
  • Welcome to Facebook
  • Money, Stahp…
  • Why Snooki doesn’t eat lobster…
  • I should be there soon…maybe
  • Nerd
  • Every time I sing Chop Suey by System Of A Down…
  • Real Friends vs. True Friends
  • Why are you still alive?
  • Just a bear on the streets of Russia…
  • Mmm, not right now