• Ooo… the claw!
  • Where do I sign up?
  • The greatest what?
  • It begins with you…
  • It’s pretty messed up when you think about it
  • A collect call from dog…
  • It just makes sense
  • I don’t always lose my phone…
  • Every time a new year starts…
  • If it doesn’t make kids cry, it isn’t Halloween worthy
  • Vampires vs. The One Percent
  • Thoon…