• Here’s to pretty smart girls
  • Pandamonium…
  • Benedict Cumberbatch…
  • Vegetarian girlfriends…
  • I really should know by now
  • Why I have never misspelled “beautiful”
  • Things that are difficult to say when you’re drunk
  • Getting a divorce like a boss…
  • I’m thinking of buying a monkey…
  • Some people don’t know this
  • Pencil sharpener
  • Wheeeee! I’m flyinnnng!