• Not since the accident…
  • Don’t mess with Taylor Swift…
  • It’s not an excuse…
  • When life gives you these lemons…
  • Marry me?
  • A different clock…
  • Are you mommy?
  • What you see is what you get
  • No, Luke
  • Bill Cosplay
  • You’re going to be a father…
  • There is a second fake warning on the Fight Club DVD written by Tyler