• You need more than that…
  • Karma is the worst…
  • The future of the English language…
  • Best ugly sweater ever…
  • Faster than an elevator…
  • Meeting The Swedish Muppet Chef…
  • Reality vs. Art
  • Baby Anteater
  • The only reason I keep everyone’s number…
  • Virginity: intact
  • Damn it, I’m fat…
  • Cruelest joke ever played on man