• Tolerance unchained…
  • Let’s make it clear…
  • Whenever it’s time to go to bed…
  • Did you hear about the killer?
  • Wrote you a get well card…
  • You are now leaving…
  • I use sarcasm…
  • The #1 Threat to America
  • Alien banana sculpture
  • Pencil sharpener recycles pencil shavings to create erasers
  • Don’t worry, pal.
  • “Always thinking of my lady”