• I lived in a cage…
  • This is basically how I feel all the time now
  • Frank, you’re drunk…
  • Five more minutes…
  • Dear Icebergs…
  • Extremely rare Golden Tiger
  • You’re never too old…
  • If a vampire bites a zombie…
  • Welcome home, how was your day?
  • The Batman Equation
  • What you do when you find the profile of a cute girl on FaceBook
  • How could I say no?