• The only way to function as a person…
  • Drive thru at McDonald’s
  • Run! It’s a scary basketball!
  • I. Must. Have. Now.
  • Definition of Stress
  • I would love some cereal right now…
  • I don’t think so, Parker…
  • Academic acronyms
  • Old people
  • Hey guys, hi! I’m a polar bear!
  • Whenever I watch CNN or other news…
  • Are you my mommy?