• Every time I hear someone say ‘I’m bored…’
  • I’m having a hard time…
  • How girls normally dance…
  • I found a butterfly…
  • Just an honest mistake…
  • Scumbag ghost shows…
  • Work intelligent…
  • Life achievement
  • My life story…
  • Watching my girlfriend play Portal
  • Worst. Charity. Ever.
  • This a baby platypus