• Still can’t believe these were in a kid’s book…
  • I swallowed two pieces of string…
  • Take it easy…
  • Jack and Sally
  • The definition of ‘aging well’
  • Peace
  • Wedding bouquet throw
  • Stars have the biggest egos
  • Scumbag cat
  • I’m not fat…
  • Someone’s dad has some explaining to do
  • My computer doesn’t work!