• The Sun has fallen out of orbit…
  • Best attack ever…
  • My math teacher attaches McDonalds applications to failed tests
  • When someone points at my monitor and touches it…
  • Objects come to life
  • I’ll just wait here…
  • Christina Aguilera, Yao Ming and Shaquille O’Neal
  • First to finish the test
  • Sorry pal, the sink is busy today…
  • Don’t cry
  • Don’t worry, pal.
  • Screw floodwater!