• Stop acting like that…
  • The greatest success in cookie history
  • How my day at work went…
  • No baby on board
  • Same movie, different people…
  • Let’s go on a picnic…
  • Every time I see an ad for something that uses Bing…
  • Love is beautiful they said…
  • Definition of ‘oh crap!’
  • Poor Stewie…
  • Giving up smoking
  • Well the sound quality is pretty good but…