• I don’t know how not to swear…
  • Was looking at a map of the Middle East when I realized…
  • Internet Solutions…
  • Polis, stahp…
  • Cookie Monster Wisdom
  • Remember him?
  • No, wait…
  • High five human!
  • A boatload of marines loading a helicopter mid-flight
  • What I think of when people put a “b” in front of their “hahaha”
  • Practice what you preach
  • My ex-wife