• Important things to remember in life…
  • You only tweet once…
  • Why I can’t find a job…
  • You tell them…
  • Get a college degree, they said…
  • It’s just how it is…
  • Oh god, why…
  • How I feel when my boss tells me I can go home early
  • Zombie bite
  • Hi there, ladies!
  • That’s a very good question
  • Follow that picnic basket!