• I tolerate you…
  • She’s the star of my heart…
  • Christmas in College…
  • Destroy it!
  • Flavored water…
  • Get me into bed…
  • The story of my mornings
  • Sweet revenge
  • Texting someone in the same room
  • Whack, whack, whack on that cat
  • Reef
  • Every urinal should have one of these