• I don’t trust joggers…
  • Some things are too weird to be true…
  • Not everything has an ‘end’…
  • Nine out of ten forest fires are caused by humans…
  • Jamaican zombies
  • Christian Bale
  • The life of a student
  • Kitten having nightmares
  • That’ll absolve me of any legal issues…
  • Hmmmmmm…
  • Don’t talk while he drives
  • A candy heart