• Owl Burrito…
  • Hugh Jackman and PSY dancing Gangnam Style…
  • Truths about my life…
  • The freaks come out at night
  • How life works
  • If dogs were fonts
  • Pick up line goes wrong
  • This always happens in grade school
  • That John guy…
  • The oldest I have ever felt in my entire life
  • The death of one is a tragedy, one million is a statistic
  • The meaning of “Do a barrel roll”