• Every time I go to the gym…
  • Control your children…
  • Animals should always stay in their baby form…
  • You know you’re in a bad restaurant when…
  • Screw everything glasses…
  • Landing on my feet is overrated…
  • Do you trust it?
  • Friendly Putin
  • Happy birthday dammit!
  • Real meanings
  • That’s OK…
  • I hate Mondays