• The Perfect Martini…
  • Found this in the bathroom…
  • Person is typing…person is typing…
  • What I see when you text me
  • Matthew McConaughey can’t stand up by himself
  • The destruction of my childhood
  • The lyrics mean everything
  • Simple math
  • Yeah, whatever…
  • This bowl doesn’t please me
  • OK, time to carry me…
  • Bad Respawn