• She never wants to sled with me again…
  • Birthday Morning Balloon Avalanche…
  • What’s your problem?
  • What your drink says about you…
  • Probably the best hoodie ever
  • Finding a spider in the shower
  • The way men pee
  • Why didn’t I ever think of this
  • There is no way this friendship can last
  • Nice idea for a tattoo
  • In only five years…
  • “Paint me like one of your French girls, Jack.”