• Costumes and candy are overrated…
  • Free Internet…
  • You never really know someone…
  • Get over it
  • Fifty Shades of Grey
  • That glorious moment…
  • Someone’s tired…
  • You show them, Alfred…
  • If your friend passes out, don’t draw on his face. Create art.
  • Celebrities who look like historical people
  • Car sex
  • The difference a year makes…