• I tried being anorexic…
  • Theft is no joking matter…
  • Siri ruined my hope for a relationship…
  • This dog is skeptical about birthday parties…
  • Best review of Twilight ever written…
  • Happens to the best of us
  • Best tea cup ever
  • It’s already there
  • I must dance!
  • If it fits, I sits
  • I miss those days
  • Remember when…