• Every time I check my bank account…
  • Cool Story Brah…
  • When I’m home alone…
  • Some people like to party hard…
  • Probably separated at birth…
  • Before there were rage comics, this guy did the job
  • Happens every night
  • Things giraffes hate
  • As Greenday says…
  • A wise guy, eh?
  • When your teacher says ‘get out’
  • Reasons I buy Hillshire Farms lunch meat…