• Every time I check my bank account…
  • The period…
  • 60 years from now…
  • Apple being Apple…
  • Hipster vs. Homeless
  • Well, that was unexpected…
  • Things that entertain me…
  • Stealth cake
  • Sad Skrillex
  • True Loyalty
  • The internet in 5 words
  • My level of maturity