• Hold a piece of cake in the air and take an awesome photograph…
  • This is the person…
  • You’re not a model, you’re not Calvin Klein…
  • School vs. Life…
  • A love story in three acts
  • This gentleman speaks the truth…
  • I’m an ostrich
  • Reasons I buy Hillshire Farms lunch meat…
  • Check your phone to see what time it is
  • Proof that girls are evil
  • It will probably sink
  • People who shouldn’t rap