• Christmas kiss…
  • I love the Internet…
  • My girlfriend left this on my desk this morning…
  • That’s profound…
  • Things got a little awkward while watching Magic Mike…
  • Getting a cold…
  • When I leave work and my boss says I left something undone…
  • I shall call him Squishy and he shall be my Squishy
  • I’m what? Oh, you…
  • Heterochromia
  • Homer’s words of wisdom
  • Dog bone paper clips look very different when you try them on paper