• Grumpy Valentine’s Day…
  • Every time I apply deodorant…
  • When people talk to me in the morning…
  • You could’ve just said ‘No’
  • How I feel when I am woken up before 12 on a Sunday…
  • Most of my day described in a picture
  • Mother of pizza…
  • Every time I see it…
  • Rocko’s Modern Life
  • Meat armour
  • I hate it when people compare Freddie Mercury to God
  • These aren’t my glasses