• You know you’re in America when…
  • Every time I take a Calculus test…
  • Getting hooked on a TV show…
  • Thanks but I’m not hungry…
  • Problem fixed…
  • So cold…
  • Lack of crackers
  • Someone stop him!
  • Luke
  • I wasn’t doing anything weird, promise
  • Someday…
  • Life is too short for the wrong job