• I find the things I learned in biology very helpful…
  • A cockroach’s sad realization…
  • How I feel about Samsung and Apple Suing each other…
  • The worst torture imaginable…
  • When I argue with my girlfriend…
  • I said horse!
  • Everybody’s weird
  • When a vegan explains to me why it’s wrong to eat meat…
  • I’m going to kill them all
  • My dad is being a prick
  • The greatest park bench in history
  • People cry…