• It’s only fair…
  • Found the “i” in Team…
  • Obama’s cue cards…
  • Every single Monday…
  • How I got these pants…
  • The duck face
  • Strawberry cat
  • Silly people…
  • What my dog looks like whenever I vacuum…
  • Ultimate Break-up Song…
  • The most mournful and moving piece of stone in the world
  • Every damn night…