• When I try to grow a mustache…
  • Get one of these and no one will get anywhere near your house…
  • Some clever ideas…
  • How I got these pants…
  • What to do when life gives you lemons…
  • Your move, Jesus
  • Snotty sneeze
  • Jackpot!
  • Because cameras and cellphones are too mainstream
  • Slide to unlock
  • Fixed that for you
  • Goodbye, friend.