• A whim away…
  • Worst fear for the new Star Wars movie…
  • Toilet troll…
  • No baby on board
  • Updating my Facebook status
  • Humanity will unite against him…
  • Your past self is a douchebag…
  • I don’t even want to rate…
  • A cop knocked on my door…
  • So unfortunate…
  • Fatherhood encompassed in a status update
  • Drunk vision